Monday, December 29, 2008
Toyota's Ninja Cat ad
While we're required to suffer through SAVED BY ZERO and The BEST BEST BESTEST Toyotathon Ever ads for Toyota, and the "that's pretty frickin' coo" dodge truck ad, our friends down under have got it quite different with this spot:
I know the auto industry is hurtin' here, and even Toyota is posting losses, but certainly some creativity wouldn't hurt in their American market! Jeez, this ad has absolutely nothing to do with cars (or people for that matter...or sense) but damned if it doesn't make me wanna go buy a Toyota right now.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Feral Cats
Problem is, according to the article, is that people are running into problems being able to afford their pets and often let them go into the streets. These feral cats are/were domesticated at one point, people, and should be taken in by those who can afford or want a new pet.
They have a similar problem in japan, although this is usually attributed to people getting kittens, and only keeping them until they're done being cute then letting them go. These cats are everywhere in Japan, although the ones in Chicago are being viewed as pests simply because they're getting into trash, pooping everywhere, etc. What people don't realize is that this 'pest' is a man-made problem and certainly it is not the cat's fault that it's doing what it needs to do to survive.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Holiday Cats: What To Get Your Beloved Feline?
I think, however, that struggle is over. Introducing, the heated crinkle tunnel:

Doesn't that look fun?
Monday, December 22, 2008
Still need a holiday gift idea??
Cat Holiday Greeting Cards!
Perfect for every cat lover on your list.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Cold In Chicago
Of course, cats sleep the majority of the day, and much of the night being crepuscular creatures. This is likely attributed to a cat saving most of their energy for dawn and dusk hours (prime hunting time, historically; prime 'run around the house and drive colin insane at 6 am' time currently).
With all that sleeping to do - some 16+ hrs a day - cats sure can find unique places to hunker down.
Typically, I've found that my cats sleeping places are on some kind of rotation. For a solid 3 weeks, Tux and Turtle could always be found sleeping on the rarely-used couch in the office. Most nights, Tux is at the foot of my bed while Turtle is on the couch in the living room (although last night they shared a spot on my bed). Often, if I leave a drawer open, Tux will settle amongst my clothes inside the drawer.
When I lived in LA, Turtle would meow and whine until the closet door was opened for her, where she spent 90% of the day sleeping. When I moved out, absolutely everything in the closet was coated in a thick layer of cat hair.
Now, I would like to share with you a link: Cat Sleeping Positions. Enjoy and stay warm.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
3 Legged Wonder
3-Legged Cat Not Short On Elusiveness
Apparently, some (crazy cat) lady in Cincinnati has a 3-legged cat that likes to run away from her. She already has 6 cats in total, but "Hope" just wont stay put. The cat ran away from the crazy cat lady and is running amok throughout the neighborhood. Gee, I wonder why they can't catch it...maybe because they're using freaking dogs to find it. Give me a break, of course the cat is gonna run away from that.
Apparently they even hired a PET DETECTIVE to help out. The cat really just wants to be left alone, I'd say.
The article, which is a cross between extremely patronizing and just really horribly read had one shining moment:
"I thought I saw the glint of her eyes," he said. "But it was the shine off a beer can."
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Discriminate Me

I'm not so ignorant to suggest that they are directly related, but I do believe the psychological and socio-cultural stigmas attached to "dark things" has either intentionally or inadvertently lead to a culture of racism and discrimination that has been a fixture in this country since its inception and all over the world since ... ever. I can only hope that the majority of people out there do not feel this way, about any "different" colored person, animal, or thing.
I also realize how simple it is for someone in my shoes to decry racism and ask that everyone get along, since I haven't ever been discriminated against based on the color of my skin. However, I think i speak for everyone when people - and pets - just wanna be loved.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Veggie Cats
Despite this, broccoli is a vegetable that I've given to tux before and he seems to enjoy it enough to garner more than just a curious sniff - he will eat it out of my hand. He doesn't RAVE over it like he does with nori seaweed, but he enjoys it enough to eat it if its in his bowl.
Apparently he's not the only one - check out this cute little guy going bonkers over broccoli!
Cats on the rampage
Well, it is the holidays, so of course it's entirely approps to post about Santa and Christmas related things (Santa CLAWS anyone??)... but again, this heartwarming tale of a kitty and Santa turns into bloodshed as the kitty apparently felt threatened by sitting on Santa's lap, and bit him.
Santa did NOT have to get rabies shots, which is strange, considering that the cat that tried to eat him was a cross between a bobcat and a house cat.
Now I encourage people to get their cats out in public, at least in bursts. I mean, Brett used to take Pearl on walks around the block. But don't take your freakin' wild animal mix to a Santa event...come on.
CATS F'IN MOSHING
- I love cats.
- I love moshparts.
- I can't think of another thing.
So clearly, there's nothing MORE i would love EVER than CATS MOSHING.
WHAT, you say? Impossible. Cats can't mosh.
Oh, but you're wrong. they can. and they do:
i want the source video so i can make my own with a better mosh part.
thanks Stvr.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Criminal Cats
Unfortunately, there is always the example upon which stereotypes are made. In this case, I'm speaking about the Cat Burglar.. Again, this term was coined to describe a burglar who is "especially skilled at stealthy or undetected entry of a premises." But now, we're talking about an actual cat who has taken it upon himself to go around the neighborhood stealing cat toys, presumably from other cats. This kind of cat-on-cat crime is casting a dark mark on the cat's reputation and all the advances the cat has made in the past years.

I highly suggest you read the article and see to it that cats like Frankie do not live in your neighborhood. Thanks to my dedicated researcher for this tip.
In a related note, there has been notable discrimination against black cats and dogs. but that post is to follow.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Mittens For Kittens
I've noticed lately, though, that Tux and Turtle have tended to wrap their tails around their bodies and on top of their front paws when sitting, kind of like a scarf or mittens for their paws. It's really cute. I'll update this post with a photo if I ever get out of bed.
updated: photo!

Friday, December 5, 2008
Cats In Movies
The Cat Returns, a Studio Ghibli film that features a cat that wears a suit and walks on his hind legs. The girl in the movie like saves a cat and they go into a weird cat land where only cats exist
An American Tail, where "Fival" is convinced there are "no cats in america and the streets are paved with cheese." Oh how wrong you were, my young Mousekewitz.
Milo & Otis. I vaguely remember casually mentioning wanting to see this to my grandpa when i was spending a summer in PA going to Bible Camp or some shit and he whisked me and my sister to the movie theater stat so we could see it.
that's all i can think of. but i really wanna see THIS ONE.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Bird Cat
But did you know there is a bird cat??
Apparently no one forwarded this young fellow the memo that cats and birds are sworn enemies. In fact, he appears to be embracing his bird-friend to the point of wanting to live in his cage with him.
The bird seems painfully aware of the situation, and while enjoying it for now, probably is wary that the cat will soon wise up.







quick update
In the meantime, enjoy this Spag Cat followup:
Monday, December 1, 2008
Pasta Spaghetti Cat
Apparently, the Morning Show w/ Mike And Juliette (whatever the hell that is) was interviewing some depressing looking people when out of no where the screen cut to a picture of a cute little kitty eating spaghetti.
I'm not really sure how this happened, although this link says it was a "bleep photo", which I assume is something they put on the screen during the 5 second tape delay when someone swears, shows a boob, or barfs during a live show.
I don't think that he should be relegated as a "bleep" image, but perhaps as a new "rick rolled" type situation, where the cat shows up on the 6 o'clock news, or during the superbowl. here's hoping the producers at major networks are all cat fans!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Painted Cats
I love cats as much as the next guy, but this is just crossing the line.
Behold, the painted cat.























you may need to take a cold shower.
ok, so it's fake. whatever. Snopes.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Ninja Stalker
So, I'm sure it's evident to the cat that they are quite silent whilst walking, as it is part of their evolutionary heritage. Fully taking advantage of this feature, this cat takes it a step further. Perhaps his camoflauge doesn't really work so well inside, but he only moves when the camera is off of him. Enjoy.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Rivals
That other blog
*suburban chi-town. me=+1
Maru, the Diet Cola Cat
This fella has is own gosh darn BLOG for god's sake. he's automatically cooler than you or me. His vids are insanely popular, as evidenced by the medals "awarded" to him by youtube, and the number of views he's gotten. Plenty of other videos from this user too, so i'll probably cover some in future posts.
This video is remarkable for many reasons, the first and foremost being that this cat (although a bit on the hefty side) is extremely cute. His swirly grey coat is exotic and the way his legs splay out as he rams head first into the container often face-planting on the wall/table/whatever is in his way is heartbreakingly adorable. But what really gets me is that the cat, having no concept of spacial awareness or even basic physics, is quite obviously attempting to put a piston into a pinhole, so to speak. HE JUST CAN'T FIT. The cardboard is remarkably resilient for not being shredded with the sheer kenetic energy of the feline.
I'm not even sure what the cat is trying to do, now that i look at it for an eighth time. Like, there's nothing inside the box...there's nothing on the other side of the box...he's literally just trying to tunnel through it and failing over and over again.
While I won't spoil the ending, obviously the highlight of the video is towards the end, where the cat rears up for a super croquette 2-wickets-in-a-row move and ends up with a new belt.
On a side note, this was attempted to be reproduced with Tux and an old style box, but it just wasn't happening.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Roomba Followup
A few observations...
- Japanese cats are amazing. and Japanese people love their cats, especially when they're doing funny or cute things.
- Why is that room even being vacuumed? looks spotless. my guess is that they bought the roomba solely for the cat's pleasure.
- If we can modify the device to enhance the cat's roomba-riding experience, what other things can we do to it? I'm thinking a straight up kitty playground on a roomba, or perhaps a covered one so that he can sleep whilst riding about.
Winter Cats
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Ode To Tux: A Repost
This entry is dedicated to my cat, Tux. I was thinking about him recently, as I often do, and was trying to come up with a list of things that I really like about him. This list kept going! Tux is a great cat with a great personality that I think most other cats should strive for.
For those who think cats are stand-offish, or just generally rude, you haven't met Tux. Tux breaks the mold of the normal cat by being just about as friendly as a cat can be. In fact, some of his behavior is suspiciously dog-like in nature.

This one's for you big fella.
For example, he likes to sit in the window overlooking our courtyard when we're not home and wait for us to return. If he's not there already, he'll run over whenever someone's opening the door downstairs to see who it is. When I get home from work, whether it's late or early, he's always right at the door waiting for me with his tail in the air. Well, almost always. sometimes he's just sleeping on the bed and gives me a "oh, you're home? i'm going back to sleep" look.
He also is a very dedicated shower guard. Nine times out of ten, when I am in the shower, he is in the bathroom with me, sitting on the sink. I'm not sure why he does this, but he does. He doesn't often sit on the sink at other times.
When we got our new cat, Turtle, he did not play the role of a jealous older sibling who would draw in marker all over his new baby brother's face. Actually, he was interested in her and wanted to play immediately. It didn't take long before they got along just great.
For a tough guy from the streets of Philadelphia, Tux really is a charmer. And, he's always dressed to kill in his medium-grey tuxedo, like 007. He absolutely loves guests, and when people sleep over, he tends to sleep on their bed or laps, perhaps to make them feel like they're part of the family. And when it's hot out, he has no shame in laying around on his back, spreadeagle.
While most cats can be described as shy, skittish, or even neurotic, I would nominate Tux for Cat of The Year if such an award existed.
Roomba
a few observations:
- His balance is impeccable.
- He seems unafraid of this foreign object, unlike this guy here.
- His tail is dragging BEHIND the roomba, thus negating (or perhaps working in parallel) to any vacuuming action the roomba may be performing
- This may be the single greatest testimony for anyone, especially me to buy a roomba. If i can be guaranteed that Tux and Turtle would ride these things all day and all night, having fun AND cleaning the floor, i'd buy TWO in a second.
Feel free to discuss and add your own observations.
welcome
They're a way of life.
Why? I don't know. perhaps its their "uppity attitude" they exude, or perhaps the fact that they will cuddle and snuggle on their own terms only. Maybe it's because they warrant their own indoor "bathroom," thus changing living space dynamics. Maybe it's because they can really sense when you're down or need a friend. Maybe all of these reasons and more.
The goal of this blog is to reach out to the cat-community, and to present to them my observations, others observations, tips and tricks, and most of all, silly cat videos and photos. This is not a "i can haz cheezburger" blog or anything like that, but I will not discount contributions from such a website.
Look for more in the future.