3 Legged Wonder

Came across this article recently:

3-Legged Cat Not Short On Elusiveness

Apparently, some (crazy cat) lady in Cincinnati has a 3-legged cat that likes to run away from her. She already has 6 cats in total, but "Hope" just wont stay put. The cat ran away from the crazy cat lady and is running amok throughout the neighborhood. Gee, I wonder why they can't catch it...maybe because they're using freaking dogs to find it. Give me a break, of course the cat is gonna run away from that.

Apparently they even hired a PET DETECTIVE to help out. The cat really just wants to be left alone, I'd say.


The article, which is a cross between extremely patronizing and just really horribly read had one shining moment:

"I thought I saw the glint of her eyes," he said. "But it was the shine off a beer can."